Black Friday

You will have gold pieces by the bushel.

Fortune cookie

Let’s hope so, it’s Thanksgiving at our house…

You will be the guest of a gracious host.

Fortune Cookie

Stress

To lower your stress level, get a cat.

Fortune Cookie

Tweet: You know you’re old, when you a…

You know you’re old, when you ask to talk to a grownup and the oldest person they can muster up is twenty years younger than you.

Tweet: First time visiting the new MyBur…

First time visiting the new MyBurger in Saint Paul. There was no #myburgerlove to be had. Ice cold bun, tepid frie… https://t.co/zmZfZwyIGM

Sorry I’m late

Sorry I’m late, but I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Karen Walker, Will and Grace, S1-E6, 2017

Fat in healthy eating

“In America we no longer fear God,” said David Kritchevsky, a scientist at the Wistar Institute in Philadelphia, “We fear fat.”

National Geographic, June 2017, Pg 140