Mon 8 Feb 2010
Ability is useless unless it’s used.
Robert HalfSun 7 Feb 2010
Been wondering for a while what is the purpose of those armbands that NFL and College players are sporting above the elbow. A search of the web came up with all kinds of reasons including:
- Reducing the tension at the point of connection of the muscles to the bone
- An attempt to kick racism out of football
- Other political or charitable causes
- They’re sweatbands
But apparently the real reason, from a reputable source is: Armbands are decorations for football players
It’s a good thing the Saints won the game, or there would be many more angry Viqueens fans…
Sun 7 Feb 2010
(as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here’s how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, “You are the woman of my dreams. I love you…” Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes… When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, “What’s for dinner, Batman?”
via email from Denise King, Thu, 4 Feb 2010 16:23:18 -0800Sat 6 Feb 2010
Respect a man, he will do the more.
James HowellSat 6 Feb 2010
I’d like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you’re not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You’re a plague and we are the cure.
Agent Smith, The Matrix 1999Fri 5 Feb 2010
Over and over, we begin again.
Banana YoshimotoFri 5 Feb 2010
