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First time visiting the new MyBurger in Saint Paul. There was no #myburgerlove to be had. Ice cold bun, tepid frie… https://t.co/zmZfZwyIGM

Sorry I’m late

Sorry I’m late, but I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Karen Walker, Will and Grace, S1-E6, 2017

Fat in healthy eating

“In America we no longer fear God,” said David Kritchevsky, a scientist at the Wistar Institute in Philadelphia, “We fear fat.”

National Geographic, June 2017, Pg 140

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Trump is a dangerous president, we #NeedToImpeach him now! Join me by signing the petition: https://t.co/Afy0Jkb0uS

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If you have a man bun shouldn’t you be required to put a snood on that thing?

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