Tweet: Thank you @united for the on the …

Thank you @united for the on the spot replacement of my bag destroyed on the way to PVR https://t.co/bgz78u3Oaj

Tweet: Has it occurred to anyone that Va…

Has it occurred to anyone that Valentine’s Day and Venereal Disease have the same initials? #hallmarkholiday

Tweet: You can’t even get away from hi…

You can’t even get away from him on the inside of a bus #stopkrislindahl https://t.co/AZ8w80TKAe

Tweet: I just signed a petition to save …

I just signed a petition to save .ORG websites. Can you sign too? https://t.co/RjhoV0iDNw

Tweet: How about bringing back Dashboard…

How about bringing back Dashboard and fixing the wake from sleep crashes! https://t.co/v7smitFkwg

Tweet: Do all these kids on the sideline…

Do all these kids on the sidelines at the Rose Bowl get a participation trophy?

Tweet: It’s Poin-settia, not Point-set…

It’s Poin-settia, not Point-settia @cinatyte. How’d you like it if everyone pronounced your name Wiltson? @TheCurrent