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January 2005
Monthly Archive
Mon 31 Jan 2005
Mon 31 Jan 2005
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
Winston ChurchillMon 31 Jan 2005
Sun 30 Jan 2005
Who is the bravest hero? He who turns his enemy into a friend.
Hebrew ProverbSat 29 Jan 2005
It takes time to succeed because success is merely the natural reward for taking time to do anything well.
Joseph RossSat 29 Jan 2005
A man appears before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asks.
“Well, I can think of one thing,” the man offers.
“Once, on a trip to the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him in the mouth, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him, ‘Leave her alone now or you’ll answer to me’.”
St. Peter was impressed. “When did this happen?”
“Just a couple minutes ago.”
via email from Martha Harris, Mon, 24 Jan 2005 16:16:45 -0500Fri 28 Jan 2005
The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished me to the Seventh Level of Hell! DAMN! Only two more to go!
