Dr Wingnut

Day: July 29, 2005

  • Gutter

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    We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.Oscar Wilde

  • At the Pearly Gates

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    Einstein dies and goes to heaven.  At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, “You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven.  Can you prove who you really are?”Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, “Could I have a blackboard and some…