April 2006


When I was a kid digging holes in the sandbox, people would always ask, “Where are you digging to; China?”  Now with the internet you can find out where your hole would come out if you dig straight through the planet to the other side with Dig Holes.  If you dig from my house, you would end up in the Indian Ocean — bummer.

The opposite side of the earth from my house

The natural flights of the human mind are not from pleasure to pleasure, but from hope to hope.

Samuel Johnson

The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be either good or evil.

Hannah Arendt
  • What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?  Juan on Juan
  • Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?  They named him, “Sum Ting Wong”
These were two new offensive jokes forwarded by Jay Lord, Fri, 28 Apr 2006 06:17:17 -0700 that were not in the original Something to offend everyone collection.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Eleanor Roosevelt

No human creature can give orders to love.

George Sand

The creative thinker is flexible and adaptable and prepared to rearrange his thinking.

A.J. Cropley

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