Anyone who isn’t confused really doesn’t understand the situation.
Edward R. MurrowMay 2008
Monthly Archive
Sat 31 May 2008
Fri 30 May 2008
- A collection of bizarre collections
- Moebius strip (and others) made from Legos
- Dads and kids swap places in photos …and here are grandparents and babies
- Obsolete computers
- Office Jokes
- Computer humor
- A self-explanatory, one-use website
- A better Youtube interface
- Low/hi-tech todo list – chalkboard on a laptop
Thu 29 May 2008
Peace begins when the hungry are fed and the future begins when the hungry are educated.
Gene WhiteWed 28 May 2008
Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.
Rebecca JohnsonTue 27 May 2008
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
Ralph Waldo EmersonMon 26 May 2008
Maybe it was only a second of your time, but you need to treasure life, every second.
Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka, and Toshihiro KawabataSun 25 May 2008
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.”
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?”
“Yes, Father, it is.”
“And who was the girl you were with?”
“I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation”
“Well, Joey, I”m sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?”
“I cannot say.”
“Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?”
“I’ll never tell.”
“Was it Nina Capelli?”
“I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.”
“Was it Cathy Piriano?”
“My lips are sealed.”
“Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?”
“Please, Father, I cannot tell you.”
The priest sighs in frustration. “You”re very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you”ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.”
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?”
“Four months vacation and five good leads.”
via email from Martha Clark, Fri, 23 May 2008 04:25:58 -0700
