The new accounting system that the state hastily installed right after the shutdown in 2011, SWIFT is supposed to stand for StateWide Integrated Financial Tools.
The joke at MDE when I was there was that, “SWIFT Wasn’t too SWIFT.”
Today I heard a much better one from someone who preferred to remain anonymous, “Shit We’re In Fuckin’ Trouble.” I damn near fell on the floor.
Of course they didn’t even consider my original entry for the system, GUSS, Government Uncontrolled Spending System, but I like the one I heard today much better.
That’s pretty good!!
And another new one today, “Shitty Way to Input Fucking Timesheet”