- Admit nothing.
- Deny everything.
- Demand proof.
- Make outrageous counter accusations.
- Declare victory and move on.
Apparently this line variously attributed to Shelly Laurenston’s The Mane Event, the CIA, and the FBI has origins unknown, and morphs at every retelling. I heard the first three points at aForestry Supervisors Meeting on 2017-08-08, but found many variations on the web.