The new holiday

Last week, we stopped in the Radio Shack near our house to see if they had some doodad or other that was necessary for life.  While the rest of the family went in search of the doodad, I was standing near the Virgin Mobile phone display; and noticed that apparently there is a new holiday in America of which I was unaware.  According to the display, and the web site, this holiday is called “Chrismahanukwanzakah.”  Now instead of just wishing people “Happy Holidays” as a generic greeting, we can just say “Happy unpronounceable holiday to you,” and examine the following question: What is the true meaning of the Chrismahanukwanzakah?  And the answer: Getting stuff like… Phones as low as $39.99.

It makes me proud to be an American.  If you want to be a proud American too, I urge you to visit Virgin Mobile USA so you can live without a plan too.  Notice the really lovely Hanukkah bush with a Star of David and Rudolph the red nosed menorah.  Not to mention Frosty the snowman giving the Gingerbread man a hand-job.  Stunningly PC.

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