I lost my wine glass

Mother Superior calls the nuns together and says to them, “I must tell you all something….  We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.”

“Praise the Lord!” says a blond nun at the back.  “I’m so tired of Chardonnay.”

via email from John Treworgy, Mon, 30 May 2005 10:46:49 -0700

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