I rear ended a car this morning. I just knew it was going to be a really bad day.
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf! He looked up at me and said, “I am not happy”. I said, “Well, which one are you then?
That’s when the fight started.
via email from Chris Hoffer, Sun, 9 Sep 2007 14:44:50 -0700