Year: 1995

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A Christmas poem

12/25/1995 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on A Christmas poem
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck…How to live in a world that's politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to "Elves"."Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.And labor conditions at the north poleWere […]
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Claus Enterprises – 1995 Annual Report

12/25/1995 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Claus Enterprises – 1995 Annual Report
To: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Merry XmasThe usual large flamboyant typeface associated with the seasons greetings was downsized this year to commensurate with the trend toward corporate downsizing.The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen elected to […]
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Administratium

11/27/1995 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Administratium
The heavist element known to man was recently discovered by US West Advanced Tech, according to one disgruntled USWester.  The element, tentatively named "administratium," has no protons or electrons, and thus has an atomic number […]