Humor
Language barrier?
An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."To the Scotsman […]
Month: January 2000
Humor
What if God had voice mail?
We have all learned to live with voice mail as a necessarypart of modern life. But you may have wondered: what if God decided to install voice mailImagine praying and hearing …“Thank you for calling […]
General
Achieving Balance in Life.
Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some fiveballs in the air. You name them – Work – Family – Health – Friends -Spirit, and you're keeping all of these in the […]
Humor
The smartest man in the world
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of […]
Humor
Meal tome?
A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?" she asks.He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's […]
Humor
A visit to the Doctor
A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her it is still experimental. He tells her to slip it in his […]
Humor
Some Thought on Exercise
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the hell she is.The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I […]