Day: February 1, 2000

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Laws of the Universe

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William's Law: There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance. Schmidt's Observation: All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person.Nowlan's […]
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Jesus and Finkelstein

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Jesus is wandering around Jerusalem when he decides he really needs a new robe. After looking around, he sees a sign for "Finkelstein, the Tailor."He goes in and Finkelstein prepares a new robe for him […]
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The Rude Train Conductor

02/01/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on The Rude Train Conductor
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son said, "All […]