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Quotable that really make sense

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?  Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, […]
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Careful what you wish for

Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie […]
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A groaner

"Doc," the patient says, "I keep seeing talking crickets, talking dogs, talking birds, talking cats.What's wrong with me?""Nothing at all," the doctor answers."You're just having Disney spells."via eMail, Wed, 22 Mar 2000 17:11:11 -0600