Month: April 2000

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The New School Prayer

04/30/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on The New School Prayer
Now I sit me down in schoolWhere praying is againstthe ruleFor this great nation under GodFinds mention of Himvery odd.If Scripture now the class recites,It violates theBill of Rights.And anytime my head I bowBecomes a […]
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Where is the perfection?

04/27/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Where is the perfection?
In Brooklyn, New York, Chush is a school that caters to learningdisabled children. Some children remain in Chush for their entire schoolcareer, while others can be mainstreamed into conventional schools. At aChush fundraising dinner, the […]
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Great female comebacks

04/24/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Great female comebacks
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.Man: So, wanna go back to […]
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Modern times

04/24/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Modern times
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I would do anything to pass this exam."She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes […]
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Resignation

04/18/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Resignation
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again.I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a […]
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I have a friend

04/14/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on I have a friend
Around the corner I have a friendIn this great city that has no end,Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,And before I know it, a year is goneAnd I never see my old […]