Day: April 24, 2000

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.Man: So, wanna go back to my place ?Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You…

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I would do anything to pass this exam."She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes."I mean…" she whispers, "…I would do… **anything**!!!"He returns her gaze. "Anything???""Yes… Anything!!!"His voice turns to a…

Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.British engineers heard about the gun and…