Day: May 2, 2000

If Noah had lived in the United States in the 1990s (or even 2000), the story may have gone something like this:And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, "In one year, I am going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all flesh is destroyed. But I want you…

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