Month: June 2000

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Patriots

06/27/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Patriots
Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence?Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured before they died.Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned.Two […]
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Minnesota, Land of 10,000 Lakes

06/26/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Minnesota, Land of 10,000 Lakes
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"God sighed a […]
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Just for the fun of it

06/23/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Just for the fun of it
Times when the “F” word was appropriate“I don’t suppose its gonna fucking rain?”Joan of Arc“I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head.”John F. KennedyAn Irish priest is in a church […]
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Life in a nut shell

06/22/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Life in a nut shell
At age:Success is:4not peeing your pants.12having friends. 20having sex.35making money.60having sex. 70having friends.80not peeing your pants.via eMail, Thu, 22 Jun 2000 16:34:21 EDT
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Words to guide our lives

06/19/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Words to guide our lives
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.  Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.  Do not walk beside me, either; just leave me alone.The journey of a thousand […]
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The advantages of being female

06/11/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on The advantages of being female
We got off the Titanic first.We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.Taxis stop for us.We don't look like […]
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Heimleich Maneuver

06/08/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Heimleich Maneuver
Two West Virginians were having the blue plate special at their favorite diner, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue from […]