Dr Wingnut

Day: June 11, 2000

  • The advantages of being female

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    Dr Wingnut
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    We got off the Titanic first.We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.Taxis stop for us.We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.We don't have to…