Dr Wingnut

Day: June 26, 2000

  • Minnesota, Land of 10,000 Lakes

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    Dr Wingnut
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    Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."Archangel Michael looked puzzled…