Day: August 3, 2000

His baloney has a first name,It's "I – did – not – inhale."His baloney has a second name:"I – wasn't – getting – tail."He loves to sling it every day . . .,The White House people all just say . . .,That Billy Clinton has – a – wayOf mak – ing bullshit sound O…

Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day, so one day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know?The brunette is thrilled to get home early.…

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong with the car and it breaks down.  Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse. She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him,"Oh, it's Sunday…

For high school and college graduates, here is a list of 11 things they did not learn in school.  In his book, Bill Gates talks about how feel-good, politically-correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.  You may…

The former kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to first grade.  The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.  You need to use “big people” words she’d always remind them.She asked Wendy what she had done over the weekend.  Went to visit my Nana.  No, you went to visit…

In answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?"I submit the following:Michael Jordan will make over $300,000 a game:$10,000 a minute, assuming he averages about 30 minutes per game.Assuming $40 million in endorsements next year, he'll be making $178,100 a day (working or not)!Assuming he sleeps 7 hours…

We know stuff about tanks.A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase.We can open all our own jars.We can go to the bathroom without a support group.We don't have to learn to spell a new last name.We can leave a motel bed unmade.We can kill our own food.We get extra credit for the slightest act of…