Day: August 30, 2000

It seems a man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east from there. He went to a very large church and began taking photographs, etc. He spots a golden telephone on a wall and is intrigued with a…

Three lunatics approach their Asylum doctor with a request for a weekend pass to the local city."That's impossible says the doctor. You're all nuts. You'll get lost and never come back."But, the lunatics wouldn't relent until finally, exasperated, the doctor says, "OK! If you can answer a simple question I'll sign the pass."He turns to…