Day: September 19, 2000

  • Mahatma Gandhi

    Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.This made him . . . what?A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.via eMail,…

  • The Birdcage

    There once was a man named George Thomas, a pastor in a small New England town. One Easter Sunday morning he came to the church carrying a rusty, bent, old bird cage, and set it by the pulpit. Several eyebrows were raised, and as if in response, Pastor Thomas began to speak."I was walking through…