Day: October 12, 2000
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Can you help me?
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."The woman below replied, "You are…
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A Few Good Laughs…
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.How do you get holy water? You boil the hell out of it.What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? PolaroidsWhat do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A…