Dr Wingnut

Year: 2000

  • Thanksgiving

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    Martha Stewart will not be dining with us this Thanksgiving. I'm telling you in advance, so don't act surprised. Since Ms. Stewart won't be coming, I've made a few small changes:Our sidewalk will not be lined with homemade, paper bag luminaries. After a trial run, it was decided that no matter how cleverly done, rows…

  • Top Seminars

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    Top 25 Seminars men wish women would attend:Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making DepositsParties: Going Without New OutfitsMan Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the gameBathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is HisCommunication…

  • Surgery Insight

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    Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."The third surgeon says, "No, I really…

  • Interesting quiz

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    This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept at many of the major corporations today. It helps them get a better insight concerning their employees and potential employees.It's only 10 simple questions, so…grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your letter answers. Make sure to change the subject of the e-mail…

  • The devil's in the details

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    The two major presidential candidates today agreed that Americans are seeing too much inappropriate material in popular entertainment. However, they disagreed on the details.The Republican candidate, George W. Bush, stated that there is too much bloody violence in the movies and on television.Vice President Al Gore, his Democratic opponent, stated meanwhile that the media presents…

  • God created….

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    In the beginning God created the heaven and the Earth. And the Earth was without form, and void and darkness was upon the face of the deep.And the devil said, "It doesn't get any better than this."God said, "Let there be light" and there was light. And God said, "Let the earth bring forth grass,…

  • Life's little lessons …

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    I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,…