Dr Wingnut

Year: 2000

  • A New Twist

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    A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over…

  • A Little Humor (Very little)

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    These Franciscan friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.Since everyone liked to buy flowers from men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair.  He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not.  He went back and…

  • A little early morning humor…

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    I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She…

  • A Letter Home From Scout Camp

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    Dear Mom,Our scout master told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried.  We are OK.  Only 1 of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away.  Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Chad when it…

  • A Holiday Wish

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    He laid her on the tableSo white clean and bare.His forehead wet with beads of sweatHe rubbed her here and there.He touched her neck, then her breastAnd then drooling, felt her thigh.The slit was wet and all was set,He gave a joyous cry.The hole was wide…he looked insideAll was dark and murky.He rubbed his hands…

  • A Heaven joke

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    On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple had a fatal car accident.The couple found themselves sitting outside Heaven's Gate waiting on St. Peter to do an intake. While waiting, they wondered if they could possibly get married in Heaven.St. Peter finally showed up and they asked him. St.…

  • A Good Wife

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    A wife accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his examination, the doctor summoned the wife into his office alone.  The doctor said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be…