Year: 2000
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Blonde jokes
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning, the wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here?" and hung up.The husband said, "Who was that?"The wife said, "I don't know, some young woman wanting to know…
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Embroidering a life
When I was a little boy, my mother used to embroider a great deal. I would sit at her knee and look up from the floor and ask what she was doing.She informed me that she was embroidering.From the underside, as I watched her work within the boundaries of the little round hoop that she…
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I've learned
I'velearned-that you can do something in an instantthat willgive you heartache for life.I've learned-that it's taking mea long timeto become the person I want to be.I'velearned-that you should always leave loved oneswith lovingwords. It may be the lasttime you see them.I've learned- that you can keep goinglong after you can't.I've learned-that we are responsible for…
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Is this anyone you work for?
A man was flying in a hot air balloon and realized he was lost. He reduced height and spotted a man down below. He lowered the balloon further and shouted, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"The man below said, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.""You…
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SELF TEST
Learn Something About Yourself. This one's a little different for everyone.Okay, first get a piece of paper and label it from 1-10.Now remember, you need to give serious thought to these questions!What is your favorite out of these three? CatBirdDog What is your favorite color?PinkWhiteBlackName a person of the same sex.Name a person of the…
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Information Please
When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I remember well, the polished, old case fastened to the wall.The shiny receiver hung on the side of the box. I was too little to reach the telephone, but used to listen with fascination when my mother used to…
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People
People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered; Forgive them anyway.If you are kind, People may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; Be kind anyway.If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies; Succeed anyway.If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; Be honest and frank anyway.What you spend…