Year: 2000

I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn't answer, and only started crying harder, so I don't ask…

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.Both Presidents…

It seems a man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east from there. He went to a very large church and began taking photographs, etc. He spots a golden telephone on a wall and is intrigued with a…

Three lunatics approach their Asylum doctor with a request for a weekend pass to the local city."That's impossible says the doctor. You're all nuts. You'll get lost and never come back."But, the lunatics wouldn't relent until finally, exasperated, the doctor says, "OK! If you can answer a simple question I'll sign the pass."He turns to…

Oil Change instructions for Women:Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.Drink a cup of coffee.15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.Money spent:$20.00 for oil change$ 1.00 for coffee$21.00 TotalOil Change instructions for Men:Go to auto parts store and write a…

PERTH, Australia (AP) — Ansett Airlines grounded one of its planes to search for a snake after a 6-year-old boy was bitten by a deadly taipan thought to be on board.Ansett spokesman Peter Young said the A-320 Airbus was searched by seven experienced snake catchers when it landed in Adelaide on the return flight, and…

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling.  They had been at each others throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor…