Month: January 2001

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Smitten

01/10/2001 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Smitten
A man was dining at a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.  He kept checking her out surreptitiously, but lacked the nerve to talk to her.  Suddenly, she […]
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Fords

01/09/2001 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Fords
Three brothers invented the air conditioning unit for the car.  They went to Henry Ford to sell their invention, and he immediately knew the value that it had.  Only one problem: they insisted that their […]
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Corporate Sports

01/09/2001 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Corporate Sports
Read the following six statements and the amazing conclusion they lead to:The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. The sport of choice for the maintenance level employees is BOWLING. The sport of […]
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The Kennebunkport Hillbillies

01/09/2001 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on The Kennebunkport Hillbillies
Just in time for the Bush inauguration, also known as the "Comedians' Guaranteed Employment Act (CGEA)," (Sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies theme song)Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy named […]
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Recovery

STEP THREE:

01/01/2001 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on STEP THREE:
Made adecision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.Many of us said to our Maker, AS WE UNDERSTOOD HIM: 'God, I offer myself to Thee […]