Humor
Life in our technological age
An unemployed man goes to try for a job with Microsoft as a cleaner. The manager there arranges for an aptitude test. After the test, the manager says: You will be appointed on the scale […]
Month: March 2001
Humor
Worker dead at desk for 5 days
Bosses of a publishing firm are trying to determine why no one noticed that one of their employees had been sitting dead at his desk for FIVE DAYS before anyone asked if he was feeling […]
Humor
Friendly Greeting on St. Patty's Day
My sister sent this to me today and I thought you might enjoy the wish. Normally I dislike "send this to everyone you know or the heavens will fall" messages, but this is pretty benign. […]
Humor
Noah’s Ark
Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah’s Ark:Don’t miss the boat!Remember that we are all in the same boat.Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600 years […]
Humor
Bumperstickers
Two bumper stickers I particularly liked, the first of which I saw in Tucson, and the second of which was sent to me by e-mail:The one from Tucson:These aren't the Droids you're looking for…Bumper Sticker […]
General
Sightings 10/03/01 — An Extraordinary Discussion
On Thursday, September 20, only hours before his speech before Congress, President George W. Bush spent over an hour talking and praying with a group of twenty some leaders of America's diverse religious communities. I […]