Dr Wingnut

Year: 2001

  • The Kennebunkport Hillbillies

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    Just in time for the Bush inauguration, also known as the "Comedians' Guaranteed Employment Act (CGEA)," (Sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies theme song)Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy named Bush.His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.He drank like a fish while he drove round all…

  • STEP THREE:

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    Made adecision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.Many of us said to our Maker, AS WE UNDERSTOOD HIM: 'God, I offer myself to Thee — to build with me and to do with me as Thou wilt. Relieve me of the bondage of self,…