Month: February 2003

from my Mother, via eMail, Tue, 25 Feb 2003 10:52:24 -0500

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us […]

Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion, I had a valid reason, but lied anyway because […]

In light of the news of the so-called human cloning going on, I have to ask the hypothetical question.If you pushed your naked clone off the top of a tall building, would it be:murder,suicide, ormerely […]

Can you believe it?Cheeky?What you see below are not see-thru skirts. They are actually prints on the skirts to make it look as if the panties are visible and the current rage in Japan.I suppose […]

Sung to "If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands." If you cannot find Osama, bomb IraqIf the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.If the terrorists are frisky,Pakistan is looking shifty,North Korea is […]