Dr Wingnut

Day: February 19, 2003

  • Commentary on the State of the Union Speech

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    by

    Dr Wingnut
    in

    Sung to "If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands." If you cannot find Osama, bomb IraqIf the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.If the terrorists are frisky,Pakistan is looking shifty,North Korea is too risky,Bomb Iraq.If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.So to…