Month: April 2003

Three Little Words That Work !!The three little words are: "Hold On, Please…"Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming […]

A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear avoice call from behind a sand dune."One United States Marineis better than ten Iraqis!"The Iraqi commander quickly sends10 of his best […]

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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:He called everyone “brother”He liked GospelHe couldn’t get a fair trial.But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:He went into His Fathers business.He […]

This is from an Army captain stationed in DC.To nobody'ssurprise there were protestors today in DC, they attempted to disrupt themetro system and block the Key Bridge, a leading artery into DC fromNorthern Virginia.I got […]

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?Hey, you must've been doin' about […]

Kunstbar Other winners of the Flash Film FestivalFun Middle East geography quizWeight Watchers recipes from the 70sPeach MelbaJellied TomatoLiver PateThanks for this and several other links.Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All Time This […]