Day: December 10, 2003

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he’s on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack…