Humor
Hypothetical Question
In light of the news of the so-called human cloning going on, I have to ask the hypothetical question.If you pushed your naked clone off the top of a tall building, would it be:murder,suicide, ormerely […]
Year: 2003
Humor
New fashions from Tokyo
Can you believe it?Cheeky?What you see below are not see-thru skirts. They are actually prints on the skirts to make it look as if the panties are visible and the current rage in Japan.I suppose […]
Humor
Commentary on the State of the Union Speech
Sung to "If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands." If you cannot find Osama, bomb IraqIf the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.If the terrorists are frisky,Pakistan is looking shifty,North Korea is […]
Humor
A Valentine Gift
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God […]
General
Native American Wisdom
An old Cherokee is teaching hisgrandson about life. "A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy."It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves.One is evil- he is anger, […]
Computer
General Motors vs. Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all […]
General
“Alternate Meanings”
The Washington Post publishes an “Annual Neologism Contest” in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings forvarious words. The following were some of the winning entries from the most recent contest.Coffee (n.), a person […]