Day: February 6, 2004
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A woman who reads
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the…
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Country Wisdom
Don’t name a pig you plan to eat.Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight and bull strong.Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.Keep skunks and lawyers at a distance.Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.A bumble bee is faster than…