Day: February 12, 2004
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Aren’t you from AZ?
The sign on the store read: Sale! Suits $5.00 each; shirts $2.00 each; trousers $2.50 per pair.Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, Look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to Arizona, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? …
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I’m beginning to understand women
Women are not supposed to:SnoreBurpSweat orPass Gas.Therefore, they must bitch or they will blow up!via email from John Treworgy, Wed, 11 Feb 2004 08:53:27 -0500
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Having a dog
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.Robert Benchley