Month: February 2004

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Humor

Blurb of the Week

02/13/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Blurb of the Week
Soon-to-be-author Paris Hilton, quoted in the Las Vegas Sun, on being introduced to Jackie Collins: "If I could read a book, I’d definitely read one of yours."via email from John Treworgy, Fri, 13 Feb 2004 […]
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Dell Gets Docked

02/13/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Dell Gets Docked
My sources say Dell notebook users are pulling their hair out trying to get their peripherals to work with the company’s D/Port APR docking stations.  When customers call Dell support, they’re fed the standard four […]
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General

Carpe Diem

02/13/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Carpe Diem
Whatever you do, do it with all your might.  Work at it, early and late, in season and out of season, not leaving a stone unturned, and never deferring for a single hour that which […]
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Aren’t you from AZ?

02/12/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Aren’t you from AZ?
The sign on the store read: Sale! Suits $5.00 each; shirts $2.00 each; trousers $2.50 per pair.Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, Look!  We could buy a whole lot of those, and when we […]
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Quotations

Loss

02/12/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Loss
The best things in life are appreciated most after they have been lost.Roy L. Smith
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Quotations

Having a dog

02/12/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Having a dog
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.Robert Benchley