Dr Wingnut

Day: May 6, 2004

  • Whoops

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    "One of the zookeepers said from a scale of one to 10, the smell’s a nine." – a Milwaukee County Zoo spokeswoman talking about an accidental dump of monkey waste that closed two interstates in Wisconsin on WednesdayInformation Week Daily

  • Teen-itis

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    The condition in which a 15-year old boy cannot find the plumber’s helper (plunger) in a 6 foot by 9 foot room that has the total contents of: 1 toilet, 1 sink, 1 floor-standing toilet paper holder with roll, 1 garbage can, 1 box of tissues, and 1 plumber’s helper.  You’d think that you didn’t…