Day: June 8, 2004
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Latest in lawn mowing head gear
Not quite sure what the hook is for now that the hat is not hanging on the store rack.via email from Martha Clark, Wed, 2 Jun 2004 20:58:04 -0400
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Relationship test
A man is dating three women and wants to pick one to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done,…
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Invalid password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a PASSWORD, something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring…
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Stress test
The attached picture is of identical Dolphins. It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary’s Hospital. Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study of a group revealed that in spite of the fact that the…
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‘Nuf said.
As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he has a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: “Nice pigs, sir.”The President replies: “These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I got…
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Did God create Evil?
At a certain college, there was a professor with a reputation for being tough on people who believed in God. At the first class every semester, he asked if anyone was believer in God and proceeded to degrade them and to mock their statement of faith.One semester, he asked the question and a young man…