Dr Wingnut

Day: June 8, 2004

  • Political correct gender definitions

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    How to speak about women and be politically correct: (New 2004 version) She is not a BABE or a CHICK – She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER – She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. She is not EASY – She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. She is not DUMB – She is a…

  • The Godfather

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    A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him for ten million bucks.  This bookkeeper happens to be mute and deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.The Godfather asks the bookkeeper, “Ask him, ‘Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?”The attorney, using sign language, asks…

  • Information

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    Information is the oxygen of the modern age.  It seeps through the walls topped by barbed wire, it wafts across the electrified borders.Ronald Reagan

  • A Woman’s Prayer

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    Dear Lord, I pray for:Wisdom, To understand a manLove, To forgive him andPatience, For his moodsBecause, Lord, if I pray for StrengthI’ll just beat him to death.via email from Bob Rosen, Mon, 7 Jun 2004 10:56:41 -0500