Day: June 9, 2004

An elderly lady phoned her telephone service to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called — and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang.  The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile…

Just released: THE REPUBLICAN PLATFORM FOR 2004 Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is to enforce U.N. resolutions against Iraq.“Standing Tall for America” means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.A woman can’t…