Month: August 2004

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Humor

Arizona Barbie

08/31/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Arizona Barbie
Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie Dolls exclusively for the Arizona market:Ahwatukee Barbie This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2.  Included are her own Starbucks cup, […]
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Humor

Family news

08/31/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Family news
Jim and Edna ( I think they’re your aunt and uncle on your mother’s side ) were both patients in a mental hospital.  One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, uncle […]
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General

Father knows best

08/31/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Father knows best
In his memoirs, A World Transformed, written five years ago, George H.W. Bush wrote the following to explain why he didn’t go after Saddam Hussein at the end of the Gulf War:“Trying to eliminate Saddam…would […]
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Quotations

Life

08/31/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Life
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.Mark Twain
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Humor

Don’t we all…

08/30/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Don’t we all…
I was a little offended when I used the men’s room at Home Depot last week and a sign by the urinals said, “We can rent you the best tool to do the job!” Hell, […]
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Quotations

Failure

08/27/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Failure
I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure — try to please everybody.Herbert Bayard Swope