Day: August 5, 2004

  • Life force

    Dwell as near as possible to the channel in which your life flows.Henry David Thoreau

  • Best Smart-ass Answers of 2004

    Smart-ass Answer #1: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.  As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.  Without missing a beat,she said, “Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.”Smart-ass Answer #2: A lady was…