Day: August 5, 2004
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Best Smart-ass Answers of 2004
Smart-ass Answer #1: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat,she said, “Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.”Smart-ass Answer #2: A lady was…