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Recovery

Paula Poundstone on Recovery

“I was sentenced to AA on national television,” she says during her routine.  “That pretty much blows the hell out of the second A.”  She refers to rehab as “stupid” and argues that not only […]
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Quotations

Reality

It’s one thing to read about it in the newspaper, but it’s another thing to see them actually scrape the body parts off the street.Doug Moke, an American student studying in Beersheba, Israel, on the […]
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General

Where’s the beef?

It’s at a Pennsylvania pub that serves the world’s biggest burger – weighing in at NINE lip-smacking pounds!  That’s no whopper – you can actually get this meat monster for $23.95, loaded with all the […]
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Humor

Cake or Bed

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway?  It’s been flickering for weeks now.”He look at her and says angrily, “Fix […]
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Humor

Cruise

Mr. Johnson had been retired for a year when his wife of 50 years suggested they take a cruise: “We could go somewhere for a week, and make wild love like we did when we […]
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Humor

Definitions

ADULTA person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.BEAUTY PARLORA place where women curl up and dye.CANNIBALSomeone who is fed up with people.CHICKENSThe only animals you eat before […]
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Quotations

Growth

No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it’s not the same river and he’s not the same man.Heraclitus