Dr Wingnut

Day: September 27, 2004

  • Immortality

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    Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.Susan Ertz

  • Globalization

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    Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?Answer: Princess Diana’s death.Question: How come?Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian…

  • Free speech in America

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    Freeway BloggerLink courtesy of John Treworgy, Sat, 25 Sep 2004 08:52:32 -0400

  • Practicality

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    Boudreaux’s twenty-one-year-old daughter tells her parents she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, they go to the drugstore and to buy a pregnancy kit.  The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.Shouting, cursing, crying, Boudreaux says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? “I want to know!”The girl picks up…

  • The Force?

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    The Force is what gives a Jedi his power.  It’s an energy field created by all living things.  I surrounds us, and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together.Obi-Wan Kenobi