Day: October 21, 2004

This just tells you how hard it is to be single nowadays.  This was on the “Tonight Show” with Jay Leno.Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.  The winner described her worst first date experience.  There was absolutely no question as to why her tale…

Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options.  One was an Alcoholic, one was a Chain Smoker, and one was a Homosexual.The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, “If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die.”The men left the doctor’s office,…