Day: November 15, 2004

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn’t feeling too good that morning.  I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!” and probably have a present for me.  As it turned out, she didn’t even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday.  I thought, well, that’s…

On Fri, 25 Feb 2000 11:04:17 -0600 I received a posting about this topic.  I subsequently posted a better version on August 3rd of that year.  Today I received roughly the same version, but with a little addendum to the answer which is hilarious and has been appended to the original version.